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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Mustard Phobia 

My wife has a really weird phobia. She hates mustard. Not just by taste, but she can not and will not get it on her skin or even want to smell it. It is extremely odd in my mind, but we all have our thing I guess. I don't know what you would even call this phobia, I tried to look for it online with zero success, so I guess I get to name it. I shall called it "Guldaphobia", named after my favorite mustard Guldens.

Me on the other hand, I love mustard. I would eat it on basically anything. I can see not liking something and not wanting to eat something, but I am telling you this is an extreme. If my wife makes me a sandwich, she basically squirts the mustard on and that's it. If she even gets it on her finger all hell will break loose.

Does anyone else out there have weird phobias or know anyone that does? Please share.

Tag It: Mustard | Phobias | Nonsense

Word to ya mother!


45 Comments:

At 10:43 AM EDT, Blogger rosey said...

Hysterical Jeff, too funny. I think there is something on the Jackass the Movie DVD about one of the guys freaked out by mustard as well. I just saw that a month ago or so.

While I no longer have this phobia, as a child, I used to have a phobia called Lepidopterophobia, a fear of insects related to butterflies, moths etc. It was quite hysterical, I have no idea what the hell was wrong with me.

 
At 1:54 PM EDT, Anonymous sarah said...

I can name one fear, possibly even weirder! I can't stand cotton in it's rawest form, i.e. cotton balls. Seeing a cotton ball torn apart makes the hair on my arms stand on end. Something about the fibers...

Ever open a bottle of Tylenol and discover the giant wad of cotton? My worst nightmare.

 
At 8:22 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am scared of mustard too, my roommate gets mad because she loves it, but i wont open the refigerator if it is in there

 
At 12:36 AM EDT, Anonymous Sascha said...

I also have a phobia of mustard. I know it seems strange, but it is real. I work in a restaurant and part of our cleaning job is to wipe off all the caps of the condiments on the tables. I can do all of them, except when i get to the mustard lol. Even the sight of the bottle makes me cringe. Everyone in my family likes mustard so we have it in our fridge, but i have to hide it behind other things so i dont have to look at it, and the bottle cant touch anything else that i might have to eat because then that food will become "contaminated". I know its strange, but i just cant help it.

 
At 4:24 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also have a mustard phobia. If people in the sandwich line ahead of me at work get mustard on their sandwich, I let people in so I get in a line where the last person had mayo. I want no chance of mustard even coming close to my sandwich. Also, I won't do the dishes if their is mustard on the plate, my roommate use to leave it on there and there was no way I was touching it

 
At 5:50 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought my friend was the only one with this but i guess not you cant even say the word mustard or she'll scream ketchup i just found it to be odd, but i didnt really know there was more people with this phobia.

 
At 2:55 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have a really bad fear of cotton balls. i dont like the feel of them. they make me want to throw up. especially when you split them. i had to make a santa picture in grade 4 with the cotton balls and when i split them apart i vomited and vomited. and i also ask if i can have a tissue on the bit where they put the needle not the cotton ball

 
At 11:20 AM EDT, Anonymous stacy said...

i am also terrified of mustard.
when i read these comments i ws shaking reading the word.
i am sooo scared its actually depressing.
i cannot even wear the colour yellow.
i tried holding an empty mustard bottle once and i fainted.
i am TERRIFIED.
you wouildnt even believe it.

 
At 7:53 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is so wierd my best friend has the exact same phobia, all our friends taunt him about his phobia and he is genuinly afraid of mustard. once one of my buddies slapped him in the face with a hotdog covered in mustard and he acually freaked out to the point i was afraid he was going to kill my other friend. I love the stuff but i dont keep any in our appartment because he would freek out wierd stuff eh is there any name for this phobia?

 
At 3:11 PM EDT, Blogger Serious Shodan said...

My girlfriend has this phobia too, I once chased her around the use with a bottle of mustard, she started crying, then I felt bad.. Really weird phobia.

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At 6:38 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my friend audrey has a horrible fear of mustard too.

 
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At 12:03 AM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cotton balls! They are so ugh. i don't even know but they scare me to death. =[

 
At 10:46 PM EDT, Anonymous Lydia said...

I just asked my husband if he was the one who posted that. That describes me as well. My mom said I have been afraid of mustard as long as she can remember.
Odd...

 
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I once heard their were nine people in the world who shared the phobia of the "M" word...mustard...I feel the cringe in just typing the word. I can not & will not touch it with my bare hands, the use of a towel does no good, cause then that has to go in the trash. I will freak out if it gets near me, I'll be the first to leave the room when its in sight. Now that I don't live with my Mom, it most definitely not allowed in my house! It is an unusual phobia to people but it is horrific to me & all the others who share the phobia. My name is Irasema "SEMA" from Richgrove, California and I have a fear of...........................MusTaRd.....eeeeewwwww.......yuck

 
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At 11:09 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya i HATE HATE mustard i saw it today and nearly puked i had it near my face at work and my eyes started watering my one wish in the whole wolrd is to kill the man who made mustard and im only 14

 
At 5:59 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate mustard so much at school the kids make fun of me and they put it in front of my face and i start crying and its really embarrassing because i cant control my self i hate mustard soooo much

 
At 3:11 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad to see that there is other people in the world that share this problem. I hate mustard more then anything in the world, the color,the smell. Also the thought of touching it makes me freak out. All my friends make fun of me, and afew will even chase me around with it, till I come to the point where i yell and start to cry. I wish I didn't have such a strong fear of it but I do. I am just glad to see iam not the only one

 
At 9:08 PM EST, Anonymous ,,!,,___(*.*)___,,!,, said...

LOL my g/f's 8 year old son is afraid of mustard too. When we take the bottle out of the fridge to use it he flips out, starts screaming, and runs into the other room. What the hell is the problem here? Its not like its going to jump out an attack you or anything. I can understand not liking certain foods. For example I will not eat olives or anything that has olives in it but I dont flip out and almost lose consciousness from hyperventilating simply because there is an olive in the room. it seems to me that the people that dont like mustard always take it to the extreme and I dont understand why. Im curous what the cure to this is...

 
At 9:15 PM EST, Anonymous ,,!,,___(*.*)___,,!,, said...

Maybe this is just a trend like all other things. Maury Povich had a show on this once and now it seems that everyone is afraid of mustard. There is always that person out there that has to go beyond everyone else and be mroe extreme. maybe this one of those things. Somebody thought of the fear of mustard now everyone is afraid of it just to try and and fit into society or try to fill the void of being wanted by having this wierd phobia. I dont know...

 
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At 2:43 PM EST, Anonymous Sierra said...

so glad to see there are others with a phobia of mustard too. I have had it my wole life and people always think im crazy.

 
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At 2:59 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also have a extreme fear of mustard. I cant smell it or taste it or the thought of even touching the bottle freaks me out! So i no how your wife feels!

 
At 6:45 PM EDT, Blogger Bobby Ozack said...

Hello. My name is Bob.
I also have the same thing as your wife. If I see mustered I get very uncomfortable. If I smell it ill get sick. If I taste it I will vomit. If it touches my skin I will freak out and I must get it off me NOW! People think its a joke. I 100% true to my word. I only knew one other person that had the same phobia. He was from West Chester PA. I'm from Scranton PA and your wife is I see your from Bethlehem PA.. I find the a little to small of a word...

 
At 12:04 PM EST, Blogger Unknown said...

I have the same.....people think I am crazy. Most of my friends know and have bugged me about it since high school. Sometimes when we have guests my wife puts it in the fridge but she knows it has to be in a sealed freezer bag. I am trying to cope but so many things have it in like salad dressing and chips....just why! I hate you mustard.

 

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